2IFXT FAQs:
Does Rush Limbaugh really sell tea?
Yes. It can be purchased here.
Have you even tried his tea?
Yes. Originally I bought it as a lark. I just thought it would be fun to have some bottles with El Rushbo’s face on them and share some with my friends. Turned out that it tasted remarkably good. It has a bold, vivid taste. My favorite is the Diet Original.
Why do you do all this nonsense?
Short answer: because it is fun. Expanded answer: I am a conservative artist who creates comics and graphics. I really don’t like the names & designs he uses for his tea so I will eventually produce some serious alternatives. In the meantime, I am having fun. I use the ad spoofs in the background of comics. Graphics and button designs are for dissemination on the web, for sale and personal use.
Do you donate a portion of your profits from this site to charity?
What profit?
Is Rush really 99.7% correct?
Yes.
Do you know Rush?
No.
Does Rush know about this site?
I'm 99.7% sure he is totally unaware of this remote outpost on the web.
How can I get Free Stuff?
Don’t work and vote Democrat.
I’m a Liberal and this site is hostile and unwelcoming! (not a question)
Good.
Who would buy Potted Meat Tea?
Who would buy black licorice? Who would salt a watermelon? Who would vote for Obama? It takes all kinds folks.
Do you really sell Bacon Tea?
No.
Do you drink Bacon Tea?
No.
Do you know where I can buy Bacon Tea?
No.
If you did brew Bacon Tea how thick would you make the slices?
Extra thick, one slice per pint.
Wouldn’t Cactus Tea be dangerous?
Yes. Liberals are advised to avoid it.
How can tea taste like chicken?
How can raspberries be blue? How can Cheetos be so orange? How can Keith Richards still be alive? Chemistry.
Hey, what about Horse Radish Tea?
Give me some time. It is on the list.
Can you envision a day where Rush's cherubic face is on my grocer's shelf?
Yes.
Why doesn't Rush sell a dry, instant tea?
He is probably too busy defending Capitalism and Individual Liberty.
Can I contact you?
No.
Who or what is Conservatoons?
Conservatoons is the purveyor of the finest conservative comics & graphics on the web. To not know about Conservatoons at this late date places you in a shrinking minority.
Do you have an answer for everything, Mr Smart Guy?
Yes, I have Google.
I like the crazy stuff you do here. Is there more?
Yes.
Yes. It can be purchased here.
Have you even tried his tea?
Yes. Originally I bought it as a lark. I just thought it would be fun to have some bottles with El Rushbo’s face on them and share some with my friends. Turned out that it tasted remarkably good. It has a bold, vivid taste. My favorite is the Diet Original.
Why do you do all this nonsense?
Short answer: because it is fun. Expanded answer: I am a conservative artist who creates comics and graphics. I really don’t like the names & designs he uses for his tea so I will eventually produce some serious alternatives. In the meantime, I am having fun. I use the ad spoofs in the background of comics. Graphics and button designs are for dissemination on the web, for sale and personal use.
Do you donate a portion of your profits from this site to charity?
What profit?
Is Rush really 99.7% correct?
Yes.
Do you know Rush?
No.
Does Rush know about this site?
I'm 99.7% sure he is totally unaware of this remote outpost on the web.
How can I get Free Stuff?
Don’t work and vote Democrat.
I’m a Liberal and this site is hostile and unwelcoming! (not a question)
Good.
Who would buy Potted Meat Tea?
Who would buy black licorice? Who would salt a watermelon? Who would vote for Obama? It takes all kinds folks.
Do you really sell Bacon Tea?
No.
Do you drink Bacon Tea?
No.
Do you know where I can buy Bacon Tea?
No.
If you did brew Bacon Tea how thick would you make the slices?
Extra thick, one slice per pint.
Wouldn’t Cactus Tea be dangerous?
Yes. Liberals are advised to avoid it.
How can tea taste like chicken?
How can raspberries be blue? How can Cheetos be so orange? How can Keith Richards still be alive? Chemistry.
Hey, what about Horse Radish Tea?
Give me some time. It is on the list.
Can you envision a day where Rush's cherubic face is on my grocer's shelf?
Yes.
Why doesn't Rush sell a dry, instant tea?
He is probably too busy defending Capitalism and Individual Liberty.
Can I contact you?
No.
Who or what is Conservatoons?
Conservatoons is the purveyor of the finest conservative comics & graphics on the web. To not know about Conservatoons at this late date places you in a shrinking minority.
Do you have an answer for everything, Mr Smart Guy?
Yes, I have Google.
I like the crazy stuff you do here. Is there more?
Yes.
