Top Reasons to Buy Rush's Tea.
Liberals have Kool Aid. We have Limbaugh's Tea.
What else would you serve at a TEA party?
It is the best conservative iced tea on the market today!
100% of the profit goes to opposing Obama’s Socialist agenda.
It promotes healthy brain function i.e. maintains your conservative values. Prevents liberalism.
It is the only tea brewed by a radio talk show host.
Hugo Chavez banned its sale in Venezuela.
Thirst has no party.
It has a spiffy picture of a loveable, little, equestrian fuzzball on the label.
Everyone gets thirsty.
Because it gets hot in summer.
Because Rush brews it with his own formerly nicotine-stained hands while gloriously naked.
To be the only cold drink for your liberal friends on a hot day.
You gotta drink something.
It's fortified with anti-oxidants & anti-communists.
He refuses to sell it to soccer fans.
What else would you serve at a TEA party?
It is the best conservative iced tea on the market today!
100% of the profit goes to opposing Obama’s Socialist agenda.
It promotes healthy brain function i.e. maintains your conservative values. Prevents liberalism.
It is the only tea brewed by a radio talk show host.
Hugo Chavez banned its sale in Venezuela.
Thirst has no party.
It has a spiffy picture of a loveable, little, equestrian fuzzball on the label.
Everyone gets thirsty.
Because it gets hot in summer.
Because Rush brews it with his own formerly nicotine-stained hands while gloriously naked.
To be the only cold drink for your liberal friends on a hot day.
You gotta drink something.
It's fortified with anti-oxidants & anti-communists.
He refuses to sell it to soccer fans.
